Mammals are generally expected to get pleasure from sexual intercourse. Scientists observed this from their facial expressions, noises, and reactions. However, of all mammals, only humans have the capability of being embarrassed during the act. It can be the dreaded queefing, a wet spot on the blanket the size of your palm, or getting a mild lockjaw during a blowjob. Ouch.
A lot of things can happen during a sexual encounter. Whether or not it’s your first time with the person, some things can happen that you can’t help but be a little embarrassed about.
Here are some of the least awkward ones:
1. Queefing. It sounds like a fart, but instead of the sound coming from your ass, it comes from your vagina. Queefing *or quiffing* happens when air is trapped inside due to the in-and-out thrusting motion. It occurs more frequently when doing certain sexual positions, such as a rear entry or doggie-style. The good thing is you’re probably having a pretty intense session to have that much air sucked inside.
2. Farting. During the arousal phase of sex, the couple may involuntarily voice out the pleasure they feel. With all the oohs and aahs, it’s no wonder some air can get trapped inside your tummy and be squeezed out during an intense missionary. Don’t be too embarrassed, it happens to everyone! The problem arises when the fart has a funky smell. If that happens, just laugh it off. Funny men and hilarious women are attractive.
3. Beer burp, or any burp for that matter. What usually follows a rowdy night of beer pong? Well, some hookups, of course. However, if sex with random people is not awkward enough, then getting burped on while doing the missionary position surely is. If your partner sports a “dad bod,” and you’re not exactly Kim Kardashian, the exertion brought about by passionate lovemaking will surely bring about a burp or two. As they say, if it doesn’t come out of your ass, it’s coming out of your mouth. Eeeww.
4. Long hair in the most unlikely places. If you’re a guy who has never sported long hair, it can be a little bit bewildering to find yourself having to fish out long blonde hair from in between your ass or entangled under your balls. Fret not! You’re not suddenly growing long hair on your balls. It’s just part and parcel of spending a passionate night with a long-haired partner.
5. The wet spot. No part of the bed is more like the Bermuda triangle than that pool of moisture evidencing the passionate love play you’ve just had a few moments ago. No matter how much you avoid lying on it or touching it, it just sits there, refusing to dry up. Don’t worry. Just put a nice dry blanket over it or a dry towel, and you’ll forget about it in no time.
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